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Packed with stunning and controversial illustrations from cover to cover, this book paints a vivid portrait of Donald J. Trump's life. (ADULTS ONLY!)

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Ever since Little Grouchy Trump was a boy, he had a dark, empty hole in his heart. Follow his relentless quest to fill this void by building the tallest skyscrapers, marrying and cheating on beautiful women, launching flashy but doomed businesses, and becoming Hollywood famous for firing ordinary people on national TV and fake wrestling large men. His search for fulfillment knows no bounds. Even after becoming President of the United States, his insatiable hunger drives him to attempt stealing democracy itself. Will he succeed in his ultimate power grab? Discover the wild, unpredictable saga in this tale of ambition, sadness, and excess!